– he’s got a serrated blade!

by dschapman

someones reading over your shoulder… someones creeping outside the window… someones chuckling in the background, that mean bastard! what is it that you want? would you like some pancakes? i could make you home baked macaroni and cheese, with breadcrumbs and everything, just the way you like it. have a seat; i’ll make the table. maybe my family will join us. valentines day is coming up. would you believe that? if i were a kid, i’d get about a million valentines. remember those days? well, maybe you never got a million…

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