Won’t Catch Me ‘Cause I’m Too Smart (For the Spoken Word)

by dschapman

A horse is a fish is a fly is a phone is a harp is a paste is a key is a plague is a needle is a ship is a tie is a race is a cola is a napkin is a lighter is a photograph is a television is a plastic is a radiator is a train is a fingernail is a shark is a pear is a falcon is a game is a pyramid is a net is a soap is a fear is a quill is a lace is a shoe is a stone is a brick is a castle is a palace is a shed is a shadow is a woodland is a shovel is a fire is a pinball is a table is a mage is a hammer is a song is a quilt is a swingset is a scooter is a mobile is a canvas is a library is a crime is a virtue is a motorbike is a mountaintop is a _____ is a word is a _____ is a war is a _____ is a performance is a rifle is a buffalo is a shrew is a wineglass is a hazelnut is a plum is a mirror is a badger is a figurine is a pamphlet is a boy is a politician is a doll is a ladder is a bottle is a urinal is a lightbulb is a pool is a wardrobe is a suitcase is a panty is a bridle is a ring is a coconut is a promise is a vice is a bank is a wax is a sky is a tenement is a coffee is a gamble is a sidewalk is a waste is a statistic is a current is a landmark is a history is a frying pan is a goat is a flatcap is a language is a murder is a victor is a lollipop is a bomb is a zephyr is a philosophy is a zeppelin is a dust is a desert is a warrior is a bully is a husk is a faint is a seagull is a sugarcube is a paste is a whore is a nickel is a guillotine is a crop is a chair is a stable is a slave is a lover is a chauffeur is a gift is a curtain is a ribbon is a cabinet is a cockroach is a winner is a stain is a warhead is a coup is a turkey is a _____ is a _____ is a _____ is a _____ is a feast is a dune is a sea is a name is a story is a law is a thief is a pastel is a nail is a joint is a crowbar is a novel is a passion is a deceit is a balloon is a firework is a hose is a sedan is a doorway is a lamppost is a mother is a microwave is a condom is a belief is a suicide is a trap is a van is a girl is a dress is a pancake is a crate is a rape is a foreigner is a knife is a microbe is a theory is a star is a scientist is a bear is a nugget is a primer is a heist is a document is a scream is a discovery is a fact is a dawn is a sister is a coastline is a paradox is a wrench is a hair is a smudge is a person is a wish is a jungle is a panther is a virgin is a maggot is a disco is a nutmeg is a pinecone is a pornography is a plantation is a home is a dip is a bruise is a slide is a street is a sidecar is a color is a _____ is a _____is a vote is a pistol is a baby is a death is a confession is a pill is a freeway is a hoax is a shell is a cork is a cave is a leap is a gull is a cough is a duct is a massacre is a notebook is a cocktail is a mansion is a cell is a silo is a steeple is a wick is a juror is a catalogue is a novella is a farce is a plane is a chapbook is a hill is a flowerbox is a fraud is a whip is a cunt is a mouse is a lover is a crook is a libertine is a haze is a weed is a crow is a saxophone is a dame is a blasphemy is a salmon is a disaster is a seed is a military is a saltlick is a mule is a slingshot is a greyhound is a jester is a baron is a meat is a crown is a scab is a liberty is a smile is a terrorist is a pitchfork is a jest is a taunt is a clap is a riot is a laugh is a wart is a penny is a jukebox is a root canal is a servant is a neutron is a mugshot is a graduation is a masterpiece is a drink is a slug is a suitcase is a panel is a soldier is a swizzlestick is a pimple is a shower is a comet is a locket is a con is a rocket is a kiss is a garbage can is a mobile home is a tractor is a nurse is a martyr is a prison is a seashell is a drill is a ball is a scheme is a farce is a sewer is a lord is a scholar is a map is a hope is a knee is a nudge is a raven is a clam is a geranium is a bolt is a muzzle is a dam is a pioneer is a raft is a newspaper is a lamp is a _____ is a _____ is a _____ is a _____ is a _____ is a life is a _____ is a trebuchet is a revolt is a declaration is a pursuit is a galaxy is a pebble is a haystack is a marble is a movie is a landscape is a mystery is a prayer is a horse, of course, of course.

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